Norm Peterson's ("Cheers") Famous Quotes

 

"Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"

"A little early isn't it, Woody?"

"For a beer?"

"No, for stupid questions"

"Can I draw you a beer, Norm?"

"No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one."

"How's a beer sound, Norm?"

"I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in."
"What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?"

"Going Down?"

"What's new, Normie?"

"Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer."

"What'll it be, Normie?"

"Just the usual, Coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel. "

"What would you say to a beer, Normie?"

"Daddy wuvs you."

"What'd you like, Normie?"

"A reason to live. Give me another beer."

"What'll you have, Normie?"

"Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap."

"Looks like beer, Norm."

"Call me Mister Lucky."

"What'd you say, Norm?"

"Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer."

"What would you say to a beer, Norm?"

"Hiya, sailor. New in town?"

(Coming in from the rain) "Evening, everybody."

Everybody: "Norm"

"Still pouring, Norm?"

"That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing."

"Whaddya say, Norm?"

"Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink."

"Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?"

"No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass."

"What's the story, Mr. Peterson?"

"The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."

"Beer, Norm?"

"Have I gotten that predictable? Good."

"What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"

"A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"

"Hey Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?"

"Yep. Now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?"

"How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"

"Pour."

"I'm sorry to hear that."

"No, I mean pour."

"Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"

"Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty."

"What's the story, Norm?"

"Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."

"How's about a beer, Norm?"

"That's that amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it"

"What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"

"The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody."

 

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