"Be Like Zed"

Malla threw down the gauntlet and some of us "real men" are going to try to pick it up. Sure, extreme facial hair might not be a strong point with some members of The Collective (other than Ken) but we encourage you to "Be like Zed" and work on growing out your Moustachio Fantastico and ponytail in preparation for BIYF X. I'll post progress pictures here if anyone is man enough to step up and accept the challenge. It can't possibly look any worse than mine.

X = Declined in writing (w / link to rationale).
X = Project terminated in interest of domestic tranquillity.